Brevity by Dan Thompson for February 11, 2014

Boo…Hisssss…

Hey Mac, howya doin’?

That’s going to cost you an arm and a leg buddy. Apples don’t grow on trees you know.

He’s an aPod.

He’d better put something on it to make sure she bites.

(I heard that Flappy Bird works.)

ohhhhh! now I get it.it wasn’t an apple that Eve talked Adam into trying.It was an I-pad!who needs paradise when you can have an I pad?

How about a nice book of ancient myths?

It’s a gag gift though.

There is such a lot of gravity to this situation that we don’t even need Isaac Newton……..

And God created man…After awhile, after namin’ all the plants and animals and geographical features, Adam sez to God:“This is great, but I’m kinda lonely, here. What about some company?”God asks what Adam means.“You know, big guy. Someone to hang around with, chat, share ideas.”God agrees he can do that but Adam has to make a sacrifice to show he really appreciates the effort God will go to.“What kinda sacrifice?” Adam asks.“Well, something important to you.” God replies. “Like an arm or a leg, ya know?”Adam thinks about this for awhile then asks:“What can I get for a rib?”