I have patched quite a few ceilings and walls in my time (depending on age of the house, either drywall or plaster over lath). One was due to X-husband’s reaction to a heart box of Valentine chocolates that he saw when picking up the kids- he threw a heavy metal statue.
Well Russell its looks like plan “B” just went through the roof, no pun intended. And considering plan “A” never got off the couch, I would say you are in some deep dodo. Rusty Boy may not be a mind reader, but he can read the writing on the wall. Its twelve twenty, Shirley will be home at one ten, better have a list ready and be on your best behavior. Try not to say too much. You have thirty minutes to clean up and twenty minutes to calm down. Sure am glad I’m not you. In fact I would rather do my taxes, get a root canal and hit my thumb with a sixteen ounce framing hammer than go through the pain and suffering on your menu.
Superfrog almost 11 years ago
Yellow pages, Russell.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member almost 11 years ago
When your world is falling down around your ears, call:Ballard Construction and Bootery" their motto: We’ll Walk You Through It.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Russell is about to encounter his own personal debt ceiling.
Maybe it’s a good night for him to get plastered.
edclectic almost 11 years ago
If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it…
pcolli almost 11 years ago
“Now how did that happen?”
pcolli almost 11 years ago
Well and truly plastered.
StelBel almost 11 years ago
Home Damages
Home Repair Attempts
Home Repairs— Project Failures
Home Repairs—Looking the Part
Furniture and Accessories—Just for Napping
Naps…Anytime…Anywhere
Naps:Sharing a Nap Spot
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 11 years ago
LOL! : D
ChessPirate almost 11 years ago
“Roof!” says Sparky.
Vet Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Upstairs Sprinkles the cat has just awoke and jumped off the bed on to the floor.Sparky says “I told you the cat is too fat.”
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Storm F-1/4 almost 11 years ago
Me too. It takes fourteen turkey’s and a really nimble ferret to change the lighthouse lights.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member almost 11 years ago
@ Susan((((((HUG)))))
vldazzle almost 11 years ago
I have patched quite a few ceilings and walls in my time (depending on age of the house, either drywall or plaster over lath). One was due to X-husband’s reaction to a heart box of Valentine chocolates that he saw when picking up the kids- he threw a heavy metal statue.
Lefty2 almost 11 years ago
Well Russell its looks like plan “B” just went through the roof, no pun intended. And considering plan “A” never got off the couch, I would say you are in some deep dodo. Rusty Boy may not be a mind reader, but he can read the writing on the wall. Its twelve twenty, Shirley will be home at one ten, better have a list ready and be on your best behavior. Try not to say too much. You have thirty minutes to clean up and twenty minutes to calm down. Sure am glad I’m not you. In fact I would rather do my taxes, get a root canal and hit my thumb with a sixteen ounce framing hammer than go through the pain and suffering on your menu.
Shikamoo Premium Member almost 11 years ago
That one is a winner DOG SNIFF.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Night all…
Shikamoo Premium Member almost 11 years ago
BEV, I think the perfect thing to follow a Yak-Yak-Dak-Dak is a Tic-Tac from a knick-knak, don’t you think?
Shikamoo Premium Member almost 11 years ago
And on that note, I will say,
GOOD NIGHT BALLARD DEARS!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 9 months ago
Roscoe is asking himself: “How is he going to try to blame me for this?”
Tigressy 9 months ago
Wishing well, Timmy…
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Dry and Dusty Premium Member 9 months ago
Good morning Balladeers and Tigressy!