Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for February 04, 2014

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    Godfreydaniel  almost 11 years ago

    Every one of Al Bundy’s innumerable “A fat woman came into the shoe store today” stories was funnier than today’s strip! (I suppose the crane in the background was on standby in case any heavy lifting of Flo’s mum was needed……..)

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    Number Three  almost 11 years ago

    Did Andy have a front row seat to see that?

    xxx

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    Number Three  almost 11 years ago

    Gweedo – Your ad here – Murray said, about 19 hours agoI don’t have the buffering problem. Net speed here is sufficient. The two episodes I have looked at so far played nicely. This might be the same site I watched series one through. I have the address saved now. -Ron follows the sports but not to the point of slavish devotion. More casual on his part. He ran some track in school. -‘Trick question’ was probably not quite the best description as it would be more like wondering if I was stepping into an entrapment. Y’know, like what Andy gets for saying the wrong thing when asked “Do I look fat in these….” -I guess you could say I like any kind of ‘aminal’ that likes me. Way back… neighbors always had a dog or two in the yard and as I practically lived there it was like me having a dog. Crystal is real sweet with people and even lets me rub her belly. I’m pretty sure I put on a pic of her before and figure I will again.-My ‘scratchy’ guy has stopped as he wore a hole through and was getting yellow innards on his fingers.-I’ll be here come cold or colder._________________________________________________Buffering video players really make me want to put my fist through the computer screen.-I agree with you on the ‘trick question’ bit.-I wouldn’t mind giving cats a belly rub… Especially if they purr while I’m doing it. That would be cute.-I just love dogs so much even though I don’t mention it a lot.-I was standing behind this man at the traffic crossing with a dog and the second it saw me… It tried to jump up but the man told it to get down.- Yellow innards? Yuck.-Happy Tuesday to you!

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    Number Three  almost 11 years ago

    I’m feeling a bit upset today, Cappers because one of my uncles died this morning. My mum’s older brother.

    I’m sorry to be so depressing.

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    transylvanian  almost 11 years ago

    Clerk in shop dials 999. Operator: Emergency, which service do you require? Fire, Police, or Ambulance? Clerk: Ambulance service please Northgate St. Hartlepool. We’ve a size 57 trapped in a size 16 frock. Operator: Right. sends ticket to dispatch Dispatch: (on radio) Harlepool Ambulance Service: You are needed at The Large Lady Fashion Shop on Northgate. Female approximately 75 years old, weighing approximately 28 Stones. Trapped in a £5 Clearance frock. Handle priority 1. LOL

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    pcolli  almost 11 years ago

    I can see it now…. “Emergency! Fitting Room 1”. A “reality” series based on the tragic mishaps in clothes shops up and down the country. A combination of under-estimation of size and badly marked goods..Do you want to present it or shall we try to find a size zero slip of a girl with delusions of grandeur?

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    pcolli  almost 11 years ago

    You just stand in front of the camera and talk.

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    Number Three  almost 11 years ago

    My Mum can’t stop crying. Neither can I.

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