Last Kiss by John Lustig for January 31, 2014

Right about now, mom’s wondering what’s making that buzzing noise in her suitcase…

Shouldn’t think she’ld need electro-mechanical sex toys….

“Hey, your mum uses a 12 inch extra-wide!”

Honey? Honey?Honey may have gone home to mom.

Honey, your dad just called, and he says that your mom hasn’t stopped grinning for a week now.

maybe the mother is going to attempt the great american challenge.

Is there a broken hinge on the suitcase?

Oh, and those C cell batteries? They’re for a flashlight … really!

Look for the women with a very relaxed look and a big smile on her face

’Your mom not mine."

Over 65 or more years I’ve seen both forms, with, and without th l [ell], for ‘would’.

I would think she’d only travel with one or 2 favorites. While not necessary, it can always be fun to add some of that to play time – especially if you have hours to enjoy it.

@Kara, “C” batteries?? Must be something fairly old! Most of mine use double or even triple As, and a few use watch type (but remotes are better- especially with a partner).

Googled it: the ’ld form seems to be mainly aBritish usage.