Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 16, 1993
Transcript:
Ellen: What's the hold-up with dinner, brainless? I'm starving! Nate: Keep your shirt on, Ellen! You can't rush great cuisine! My world-famous "chicken a la Nate" take time! I have to make sure I follow the recipe exactly! I'm still on step one! Ellen: "Step one" wash chicken. Nate: It's just going the rinse cycle now!
minecraftfan01 over 10 years ago
keep your shirt on?
laurac5800 over 10 years ago
Ummmmmmmm…
Tater about 10 years ago
You don’t wash Chickens, Nate, you moron!
BigNateFTW over 9 years ago
Dumb Nate.
Venetus Alpha almost 9 years ago
Had me in stitches for 10 minutes!
hologram165 about 8 years ago
Looks like Nate still has the oven and the dishwasher confused.
Elvis Presley almost 7 years ago
Was it still clucking when it went in there or did you break its neck first? Did you bother to pluck it?
SUPER BIG NATE FAN almost 7 years ago
wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! like i said before he is the worst chef ever
SUPER BIG NATE FAN almost 7 years ago
NanaKwameOpoku over 6 years ago
NO!!! Nate you’re as dumb as a donkey
NanaKwameOpoku over 6 years ago
NO!!! Nate you’re as dumb as a donkey
pumpkinbiscuit over 6 years ago
Drowning Chickens is against the law!Giving it a bath isn’t, Nate, give it a bath. Don’t forget the body lotion
DM9001 almost 6 years ago
r/facepalm
Moto Moto over 5 years ago
That is gross.
@TherealFrancisPope about 4 years ago
Ewwwww
minecraftchamp33 about 4 years ago
At least now it’ll be squeaky clean!
ɴᴀᴛᴇ ᴡʀɪɢʜᴛ (ᴅɪsᴛᴏʀᴛᴇᴅ ᴇᴅɪᴛɪᴏɴ) almost 4 years ago
That’s worse than Marty’s food.
SpiketheBeagle over 3 years ago
this made me laugh
Teddy da boss almost 3 years ago
HA HA HA HA HA HA
leopardglily about 2 years ago
Yeah, keep your shirt on, Ellen. Please.
nintendopoptarts64 over 1 year ago
why couldn’t you have just ordered a pizza?
TH3 CH053N ON3 3 months ago
*eats the chicken and dies