Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 12, 1996
May 11, 1996
May 13, 1996
Transcript:
Spokesman : NATE WRIGHT is walking to the plate! Spokesman: : Nate looks STUNNING in his crisp white uniform with red and black trim. (Nate hits the ball) Spokesman : Yes! It's going... going.. GONE! He's hit a FASHION home run! Nate's Dad : Hello, Men! How was the game? Nate: AWEsome ! Nate: You know what the other team was called? "Priscilla's Pet Grooming"! Nate: "Priscilla's Pet Grooming"!! Ha! Ha! Hee! Hee! I mean , is that the lamest thing you've ever heard or what? Nate: ..... And their uniforms!! you wouldn't have believe it, Dad! Nate: They were "Hee Hee" brown with green trim ! they were hideous!! Nate : ..... And their pitcher was this totally doofy-looking kid with the STUPIDEST haircut! ... And.... Nate's Dad: So you won. Nate: Huh? Oh, No. We got killed. Nate... But we destroyed then from an image standpoint! Teddy : High Five Me!
Mike789 about 9 years ago
First comment!Oh, Nate.
bignatefan2345676 over 8 years ago
…says the team that is called Joe’s Frozen Yoghurt, Che[e]z Linda, Joe’s Filafel, …
sdfsdf22 over 8 years ago
Don’t forget the cream puffs.
MajesticFalcon almost 8 years ago
And the Cupcakes.
Mr. Epic almost 6 years ago
Oh and Nate probably has a stupider haircut
Big Nate Lover101 over 4 years ago
joes pizza, vultures, and that time where he had his uniform washed and it turned salmon
Ƭσxιc﨔 over 4 years ago
Maybe the other team purposely has a stupid name so their opponents underestimate them and lose.
Matthias almost 4 years ago
get rekt enemy team!
sebastian.sr.ruiz over 3 years ago
WAIT! wasn’t nate in New york city? right now?
Nadine Wright over 3 years ago
Says the kid whos called joes falafel, little lulus, cupcakes, creampuffs, cheez linda, wears a pink outfit, and has goofy hair
monke26 about 3 years ago
Is it just me or is nate’s dad’s beard blacker than usual?
ltruesdail1233 1 day ago
ok