Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 26, 1996
May 25, 1996
May 27, 1996
Transcript:
Intro: Boy opens a door for a girl. Boy: Allow me, my dear. Nate: Snap! (pencil broke) Nate: I need to sharpen my pencil. Want me to sharpen yours, too, Jenny? Jenny: No, my pencil's fine. Nate: Oh, come on! Let me do you a favor! Jenny: No!... Ow! Nate: What happen? Jenny: You jabbed me with my pencil! The lead broke off under my skin! Nate: So what you're saying is you DO need your pencil sharpened! Nate: grind, grind, grind, grind. (Hes sharpening Jenny's pencil.) Nate: Voila! Jenny: You had my pencil in your mouth! Gross! Jenny: There are teeth marks on it! Nate: But it is sharp! No need to thank me, sweetie, my pleasure. Nate: Chivalry is not dead! Francis: No, but you've got it on life support.
111111 over 6 years ago
I wonder if Nate is just trolling Jenny.
ComicFan4Life over 4 years ago
Just wow, Nate, you’re like the Jon from Garfield B.J.A.L.B.G.B.R (Before Jon and Liz became girlfriend boyfriend relationship) who would do anything to go out on a date.
NYAVOR!!! over 3 years ago
“Chivalry is not dead” “No, but you’ve got it on life support.”
zhongwuyou51 over 3 years ago
aND you wonder why Jenny hates you
The Comment Section Francis over 3 years ago
One of the many reasons Nate is a jerk
Nate Wright! about 3 years ago
I’m surprised Jenny didn’t beat up Nate. He kinda deserved it this time.
Nate Wright! over 2 years ago
I’m actually kinda surprised Jenny didn’t beat Nate up.
doctorwho29 over 1 year ago
It’s scary how self centered he can be
STUFF ENJOYER about 1 year ago
Missed rizz.