Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for February 25, 1996
Transcript:
NATE: Aaargh!! He did it again! TEDDY: What? NATE: Yet another pathetic bag lunch, courtesy of my dad! Every day this happens! Every day he packs me a lunch that is totally inedible!! You know what this is? A tofu and lettuce sandwich! Mmmgoood! Doesn't it make your mouth water?And after I've stuffed myself on that, I can wash it down with a stalk of celery! Or even better...a radish! I can't take it anymore! How long must I suffer? When will the madness end? Stop the insanity? Stop the insanity?? TEDDY: Why don't you just wake up five minutes earlier and make your own lunch? NATE: Perhaps you didn't hear me. I said, "Stop the insanity." TEDDY: I'm trying, believe me.
Comisftw over 10 years ago
I thought Nate was going to say“Hey, wanna trade lunches?”
iheartcomix123 almost 9 years ago
You’re not alone, Nate. My mom put kale in my sandwich last Friday!
heyitsconnor1236 over 7 years ago
i made my own once and ended up with a soggy sandwich because the tomato sauce bottle was filled with WATER for some SOME weird reason cough cough little brother cough cough
111111 over 6 years ago
I just get chicken burgers (or fish burgers) or pasta
TheAmazingCrafter over 5 years ago
I’ve been making my own lunch since kindergarten, there’s people in 8th grade who’s parents still make their lunches
Status: Having nothing better to do almost 5 years ago
Why does nate look like he’s smiling in the 2nd panel?
ComicFan4Life over 4 years ago
He would probably screw up
Cute Ice Cream (Cute Cookie Bear) over 3 years ago
man i should try what teddy said