Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for February 24, 2014

The idea was to chew once for every tooth. (Me, I’ll have to chew each bite 28 times.)

Must have taken hours for that guy to finish dinner.

After chewing, your crime will be inscribed , ON YOUR BACK!

Hey! I minored in cursing in undergraduate. I knew it would come in handy.

You can use any word even made up words. You certainly don’t have to use any of the 7 deadly words.

I even write in cursive.

Cursive is becoming a lost art. It is not being taught in quite a few schools. Thank the computer and especially, the cell phone.

A good S.O.B. does wonders for me.

I saw an episode of “The Bob Newhart Show” where he chewed every mouthful 32 times. His wife couldn’t understand it. One of my favorite series.

I notice that whenever people quote the study on cursing, they fail to add that for people who use profanity regularly, cursing has no effect on pain relief.

Just like pharmaceuticals, your body develops a tolerance to profanity. How poetic.

I always wondered what my Grandfather meant when he said he was “Fletcherizing” Now I know! :)

“….. I also remember seeing a patent for a golf club in which you can urine in.”~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~urine8 (and leave off the last ‘in’ ")~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Interesting coincidence. I chew each meal about 32 times.

If I chewed my food that many times, I’d die —of boredom. He may be out of shape, but his jaw muscles must be jn tip-top condition!

And what if the eagles decided to fly in different directions?

My advice: Try scat singing instead of swearing.

And he still died fairly young. :-(

Mythbusters did a study on the cursing to kill pain. It was busted.