Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 23, 2014

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    Varnes  almost 11 years ago

    Who are they to talk….I don’t see a Smart Board in the bunch…As a teacher I’ve gone through 3 mediums for illustration….Chalk boards, white felt pen boards and now smart boards….and so it goes….

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Um…. Bev…. I hate to waffle on this issue… and I know you like to grill me….. but there are some things batter left unsaid.

    If things don’t seem to add up, you’ll just have to chalk it up to eggsperience.

    I see you HAVE thought about Jimmy’s problem, though…. that’s totally nice of you….sum people would walk away.

    They’re probably expecting to hear something in addition…they’ll never understand the story, but they’ll never be divisor.

    So just because I feel waffle about not sharing, stop by and I’ll make you pancakes… butter hurry B4 I get board with this.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Varnes…. Wow, you gone through a lot of mediums…. did you ever think to try a large?

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    Plods with ...™  almost 11 years ago

    22 if Jimmy knew what was good for him.

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    Retired Dude  almost 11 years ago

    This is just too punny.

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    otforever  almost 11 years ago

    Yeah, well Jimmy cracked corn too. But what does he care.

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    celeconecca  almost 11 years ago

    OMG – the coffee kicked in and I finally got it! (Great puns today, by the way!)

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    Varnes  almost 11 years ago

    duemore….We’re almost there already…There are plenty of laptops in the schools I sub in, almost enough for each student, and tablets are used increasingly In the near future students will just have to take their MacBooks home instead of all their books…All their text books would be on them….

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    Varnes  almost 11 years ago

    Susan, funny….

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    Varnes  almost 11 years ago

    Susan, you are so smart! You may be psychic or some kind of medium……

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Right…. Madame Beviek is the medium.(and she’d better not say I’m the large!)

    So I must be the psychotic, I mean psychic.

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    konradh  almost 11 years ago

    Will someone please explain this?

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    lookwhatbobfound  almost 11 years ago

    konrad, chalkie has a PROBLEM written on him!

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    vldazzle  almost 11 years ago

    Fun!

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    konradh  over 10 years ago

    lookwhatbobfound, Thank you! I feel dumb now—guess I was thinking too hard about this one. :-)

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