Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 20, 2014

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Breezy: You relax, Mr... Dakota: Stone, but please call me Dakota. Now, this just might be the blood loss talking' but you're about the prettiest thing this mysterious drifter's ever seen! Breezy: Thanks, Dakota, but my heart I spoken for. Plus, I think I'm allergic to your beard. Dakota: I should've known you'd have a man. Breezy: Seriously, I'm breaking out, here. Would it kill you to at least get it trimmed? Dakota: Ok, you can stop talking now.