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Hello everyone. Iāve been reading this strip for over a year now and need someone to give me some clarification. What is the Tiki Bar I read mentioned. I love the friendship and banter between all the regulars. Itās late for me here so will check back at my regular time in the morning. Yaāall have a drink on me.
Imaginary???Really?Oh, Brianā¦. Iām so confused!Yes, itās the only bar that has whatever you want to hear on the jukeboxā¦.and almost anything you care to drink on hand.And itās open 24/7ā¦ with any meal any time as well.We feature yak ribs and steaksā¦.and other food is always available.
But the drinks arenāt freeā¦. itās just that the money is virtualā¦.well, unless you donāt have anyā¦.the Monkey is very kind.
If nobody pays for their drinks heāll go virtually brokeā¦.And then he wonāt be able to pay my virtual salary!
You see, Washington Eagle, the Tiki Bar is owned by MonkeyBlues, now Sheriff MonkeyBlues, whom we elected Sheriff of Ballard County back in 2012ā¦
I just happen to be the night shift supervisorā¦. this is Fenton, who tends bar 5 nights a weekā¦.
On his nights off, Tues and Thurs, we have some very tiny monkeys behind the bar, and all over the placeā¦. sighā¦.
So come on inā¦ by the time you get here the morning crew may be on, maybe even Sheriff MonkeyBlues himselfā¦.
It comes with cole slaw and our special Tiki baked beansā¦though you can substitute potato salad, broccoli slaw, fruit salad, french fries or vegetables for eitherā¦.
Iām feeling so comfortable after 2 small sirloins and a very large glass of Victorian Cab Sav. Not too sure what to follow up with but it will probably just be a long black coffee. Iām amazed that Fenton had a selection of Stefano De Piere reds.
Coffee and cookies for me please.I got a late start at work this morning, but a long day.Four clientsā¦So, slow easy start this morning.Coffee and my comics queueā¦
BTw SuSunā¦. Thanks fer teh wok down mam memory lane wit ESS on Saterdayā¦. Ackshuly heās teh wun hoos got teh memry of a ephalent,but yew got teh diggin skillz of a hoeā¦.hay StELā¦.thers sumpān yew can reserch fer teh āBS Nosey Naybersāhoes on BSā¦ah nose we gots lots of pics skatterd roundā¦wellā¦_jus teh pubi publick wuns enyways0..o
If Shirley only knew, she would have a fit. Stan the Man, started the meeting as usual by reading the minutes from the last meeting, of course there were no minutes from the last meeting; No Sweat! Next Slim Jim read his 200 word essay, titled āPersonally I Donāt Give a S#%tā; it was well received as you can see. Then Johnny Juice recounted the story he told Margie, it was rather lengthy and detailed why the automatic garage door only opens when the humidity is just right. As soon as they finish their coffees, its over to the DMV to hog up the good spaces near the door, while they wait for the Wal-Mart to start up the free food tasting; after snacks its over to Ralphās Bait and Tackle where the audience really appreciates a lie, the bigger the better and finally home again just after the ladies have left for the Bridge Club because sleeping on the couch when no one is home is about as good as it gets.
Hi everybody! You are never lonely when you live on Ballard, I see everyone is on the Patio, and I smell potatoes baking, just the thing for a late breakfast/early lunch, Iāll have mine with yak bacon and cheese sauce please, and a nanner smoothie. Is this seat taken? No? Ah its good to be āhomeā
Lots of fun every morning here and I love the explanations of the Tiki, especially Susanās. I would like Fenton to stock up on this stuff, because it is my manās favorite ā as I mentioned on DS, I will gradually use up the stock of my Beefeaterās and Seagramās and will only drink this when Iām with him. It doesnāt have the sour mash taste of some whiskeys that I donāt enjoy. Kisses are better with the same flavors in both mouths ;-D
The āboysā in the No Sweat Club like to think they come off as wild, devil-may-care types, up for any kind of trouble, but I heard from Charlene (their regular waitress) that theyāre much less disruptive than some of her other regulars, and are quite generous tippers, so sheās pleased when they come inā¦
This photo was actually taken one morning during a meeting of the No Sweat Club ā¦ Eleanor didnāt so much as āturn a hairā at their antics, sitting just two tables downā¦
@Stel, got too sleepy last night but just up and inventing menu for Saturday (before I arose ā I do my most creative thinking in bed).I only WISH that I could ever do high kicks or the splits (not in my DNA, Iām thinking) as even in my teens I never kicked higher than just around waist height. The woman who played the fiddler in the production I recently saw, did a good high kick as part of her routine across the stage (and sheās a senior who teaches dance). I can still dance as well as when younger, but again, only kick waist high ;-(
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member about 11 years ago
Nothing like coffee with the boys down at the Stagecoach.
Bilan about 11 years ago
What kind of coffee are they drinking?
Superfrog about 11 years ago
They tell that joke at every meeting.
2252895 about 11 years ago
Hello everyone. Iāve been reading this strip for over a year now and need someone to give me some clarification. What is the Tiki Bar I read mentioned. I love the friendship and banter between all the regulars. Itās late for me here so will check back at my regular time in the morning. Yaāall have a drink on me.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 11 years ago
Imaginary???Really?Oh, Brianā¦. Iām so confused!Yes, itās the only bar that has whatever you want to hear on the jukeboxā¦.and almost anything you care to drink on hand.And itās open 24/7ā¦ with any meal any time as well.We feature yak ribs and steaksā¦.and other food is always available.
But the drinks arenāt freeā¦. itās just that the money is virtualā¦.well, unless you donāt have anyā¦.the Monkey is very kind.
If nobody pays for their drinks heāll go virtually brokeā¦.And then he wonāt be able to pay my virtual salary!
You see, Washington Eagle, the Tiki Bar is owned by MonkeyBlues, now Sheriff MonkeyBlues, whom we elected Sheriff of Ballard County back in 2012ā¦
I just happen to be the night shift supervisorā¦. this is Fenton, who tends bar 5 nights a weekā¦.
On his nights off, Tues and Thurs, we have some very tiny monkeys behind the bar, and all over the placeā¦. sighā¦.
So come on inā¦ by the time you get here the morning crew may be on, maybe even Sheriff MonkeyBlues himselfā¦.
Welcome!
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 11 years ago
Our banana daiquiris are legendaryā¦while youāre here, please try one on the house!Youāll see that itās not imaginary!
x_Tech about 11 years ago
Hi Susan. Fenton, Iāll have a Spaten Optimator please.Thanks
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 11 years ago
Oh, hi Xā¦. would you like a yak ribs platter tonight?
The Yakān Dak is on special tonight, but you can substitute yourā¦. umā¦whatever that isā¦.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 11 years ago
Actually it looks pretty goodā¦.
x_Tech about 11 years ago
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 11 years ago
Oooh even betterā¦.. really dark.Mmm.
But about those ribs?
x_Tech about 11 years ago
Some ribs would be great. Got some slaw to go with that?
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 11 years ago
It comes with cole slaw and our special Tiki baked beansā¦though you can substitute potato salad, broccoli slaw, fruit salad, french fries or vegetables for eitherā¦.
Never any extra charge.
Superfrog about 11 years ago
Iām feeling so comfortable after 2 small sirloins and a very large glass of Victorian Cab Sav. Not too sure what to follow up with but it will probably just be a long black coffee. Iām amazed that Fenton had a selection of Stefano De Piere reds.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 11 years ago
Or green salad or baked potato or corn on the cob or cauliflower in cheese sauce or a cup of soupā¦.orā¦.well, you get the ideaā¦.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 11 years ago
Superfrog,,, youāll find that Fenton is quite the wine connoisseur ..and the Monkey is quite the importer, as is the Linguist.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 11 years ago
That sounds so good, X ā¦. I can almost see itā¦.
Coming right upā¦.and maybe Iāll have the same.
Would you like some salsa or hot sauce?
x_Tech about 11 years ago
Salsa, Si! And Jalapenos. Thanks Susan, I knew Iād forgotten something(s).As for the hot sauce Iāll make do with the Cholula and Tabasco.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 11 years ago
Here you go, X ā¦ Enjoy!
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 11 years ago
Ohā¦. and I think this is what you asked forā¦
ladykat Premium Member about 11 years ago
How about crack pie for dessert?
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 11 years ago
Nothing wrong with a little sweat. Depending on why you are sweating.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 11 years ago
Coffee and cookies for me please.I got a late start at work this morning, but a long day.Four clientsā¦So, slow easy start this morning.Coffee and my comics queueā¦
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML about 11 years ago
(dingding*)RIBSUP!!!!!oh, dont ferget SuSuns āmatersā¦.she gots teh bess "maters in Ballard Countyā¦jus sayināā¦..0..o
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML about 11 years ago
āmornin patrons of teh TIKIā¦.tudays āName yer Speshulā dayā¦.throw it down, Iāle fling it yer wayā¦
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML about 11 years ago
BTw SuSunā¦. Thanks fer teh wok down mam memory lane wit ESS on Saterdayā¦. Ackshuly heās teh wun hoos got teh memry of a ephalent,but yew got teh diggin skillz of a hoeā¦.hay StELā¦.thers sumpān yew can reserch fer teh āBS Nosey Naybersāhoes on BSā¦ah nose we gots lots of pics skatterd roundā¦wellā¦_jus teh pubi publick wuns enyways0..o
Lefty2 about 11 years ago
If Shirley only knew, she would have a fit. Stan the Man, started the meeting as usual by reading the minutes from the last meeting, of course there were no minutes from the last meeting; No Sweat! Next Slim Jim read his 200 word essay, titled āPersonally I Donāt Give a S#%tā; it was well received as you can see. Then Johnny Juice recounted the story he told Margie, it was rather lengthy and detailed why the automatic garage door only opens when the humidity is just right. As soon as they finish their coffees, its over to the DMV to hog up the good spaces near the door, while they wait for the Wal-Mart to start up the free food tasting; after snacks its over to Ralphās Bait and Tackle where the audience really appreciates a lie, the bigger the better and finally home again just after the ladies have left for the Bridge Club because sleeping on the couch when no one is home is about as good as it gets.
eddie6192 about 11 years ago
Too bad the Tiki has Wi-Fi.
Storm F-1/4 about 11 years ago
I have hot flashes. I do not find that amusingā¦.. SWEAT YOU DARN PEOPLE YOU!!
2252895 about 11 years ago
Now you have all made me hungry and wanting a Bloody Mary. Can I get some green eggs and ham?
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 11 years ago
Hi everybody! You are never lonely when you live on Ballard, I see everyone is on the Patio, and I smell potatoes baking, just the thing for a late breakfast/early lunch, Iāll have mine with yak bacon and cheese sauce please, and a nanner smoothie. Is this seat taken? No? Ah its good to be āhomeā
vldazzle about 11 years ago
Lots of fun every morning here and I love the explanations of the Tiki, especially Susanās. I would like Fenton to stock up on this stuff, because it is my manās favorite ā as I mentioned on DS, I will gradually use up the stock of my Beefeaterās and Seagramās and will only drink this when Iām with him. It doesnāt have the sour mash taste of some whiskeys that I donāt enjoy. Kisses are better with the same flavors in both mouths ;-D
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML about 11 years ago
Ahl be ther ESSā¦ normel posishunā¦under behind teh bra erā¦ BARā¦
Twinkly lights about 11 years ago
The āboysā in the No Sweat Club like to think they come off as wild, devil-may-care types, up for any kind of trouble, but I heard from Charlene (their regular waitress) that theyāre much less disruptive than some of her other regulars, and are quite generous tippers, so sheās pleased when they come inā¦
This photo was actually taken one morning during a meeting of the No Sweat Club ā¦ Eleanor didnāt so much as āturn a hairā at their antics, sitting just two tables downā¦
Twinkly lights about 11 years ago
I Love that unique British humour!
vldazzle about 11 years ago
@Stel, got too sleepy last night but just up and inventing menu for Saturday (before I arose ā I do my most creative thinking in bed).I only WISH that I could ever do high kicks or the splits (not in my DNA, Iām thinking) as even in my teens I never kicked higher than just around waist height. The woman who played the fiddler in the production I recently saw, did a good high kick as part of her routine across the stage (and sheās a senior who teaches dance). I can still dance as well as when younger, but again, only kick waist high ;-(
Tigressy about 1 year ago
So thatās how they did it!
https://cleoandcompany.Net/february-16-2024/
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 1 year ago
Good afternoon Tigressy!
Tigressy about 1 year ago
Nice and peaceful ā yet.
https://cleoandcompany.Net/february-17-2024/
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 1 year ago
Tigressy, Good Saturday morning!