Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for February 28, 2014

It’s a leftover response from Gene’s early days as a cat whisperer.

Presenting Mr Winkles, ventriloquist cat.

Better than that other sound escaping from Gene.

Lenora’s enjoying it….

the sound of cats all around her.

Of course, Lenora’s enjoying everything…

She’s three sheets to the wind on Marian Baldwin’s grandmother’s secret recipe blackberry cordial.

pcolli…. they’re also Marion’s grandmother’s secret recipe….

Her very secret recipe.

Do you know, she wouldn’t even tell Marion the spices and herbs that give them that unusual flavor?

She did leave her a small instant-coffee jar containing her special blend… but it’s almost gone, and Marion has no idea where to get any more…

Good morning, to all BS commenters.

He is not speaking Cat. One without the necessary licenses and authority would dare do that.He is hissing the bad guy on Breaking Bad.

Sprinkles has just about had enough…

My cat thinks I’m extremely happy. She doesn’t understand that, if it comes from that end, it’s not really a purr…

Gene passes gas at both ends. He hisses through his mouth and barks…elsewhere. He is bilingual. No wonder the cat is offended. Gene keeps making covert hostile sounds that his animal loving inebriated wife thinks is so cute and funny. Notice they sit alone, away from fellow partiers.

Speaking of alone, I was left alone and in mid-sentence last night. Everyone goes to bed early here.

Have a good day BSERS!

Hi SIX, 2OLD, BEV, ESSEX, STEL, PERKY,,uh,X_TECH, er, PCOLLI…HAPPY!, and friends too numerous to mention, although Lord Knows I try…And SUSAN! Whoever shows up later, you are on your own, like I was last night. ;-)

Gene: it’s time to call Gary for some tips on bringing out your inner cat….

Maybe the cat thinks Gene’s dog breath ruins the whole scene.

That brought back “Memories”. We took our then 15 and 17 year old to see Cats back about then and sat on an aisle. One of the lady cats came in and sat on my son’s lap. Since he was a dead ringer for Petey on Cul de Sac, he just about died of embarassment.

When I mentioned to my doctor that I was considering surgery for my glaucoma in the future, he gave me a whole list of herbs to try first (even mentioned MJ- but I THINK he was joking- I just giggled at that). I like blending extra herbs into my teas, but nothing illegal.

And I used to talk to my mother’s cats regularly; they seemed to understand.

“(omg, I’m so cultured I make myself sick)”.Don’t think about it, just carry on as normal.

I prefer the second “Carry on” thing….. The first has a comma where there should be an apostrophe. Did you know that there have been several copyright cases regarding this “Carry on” sign?. I’m more cultured than I am educated. When I left school I started learning in my own way.

Well, Veteran, I know my youngest son indulges. Maybe I’ll ask him to send me some (he just sent me some feathers of his birds last month).

And to think…..that was for jaywalking.

Cows are like cats. Always sleeping on the warm stuff. Ever heard an 800 pound “cat” purr??

Is anyone else having a problem maneuvering?Every time I try to go to my homepage I get an “error” page.Error 500Ant when I try end to contact the “Contact Us”, I got a “no server” message.I’m fine on my end. I can get onto any of my other favorite sites. It’s just GoComics…

: D

I’m having the same problem with my iMac as well, not just the iPad.

I’m guessing that is GoComics problem, since I’m having no problem at fb or at devientART.

I need to go back over the comments to see why STEL is referred to as a cow…

Well for no problems here, there are double posts, and posts that show 3 minutes ago, way up above 10 hours ago, and so on.

ESSEX, ROFLMAO AT THE SWAT TEAM PHOTO BEHIND DAZZ’S HOUSE! EXCELLENT, SIR, EXCELLENT!

DAZZ Maybe you should leave your vicinity for a bit, you know, just in case?

I’d invite you to come and stay here with us until the SWAT team leaves, but I doubt you want to be trapped in what now is being said, *12 to 18 inches of snow Sunday thru Monday.

If it makes you feel any better, bacteria is also cultured, ESSEX. Now I feel sick. ;-)

SAY, PASS ME some of that stuff, funny pills, brownies, anything! A GOOD STIFF DRINK? SOMETHING! And A GOOD SNOW PLOW WHILE YOU’RE AT IT! That big machine up there would work, I think.

IS IT SPRING YET?

I am going through my queue by going a to z, long and cumbersome. And I can’t access Sherpa at all, as I have seen others mention elsewhere. Weather related? Or just a tech problem they are having?

Watching Essex film from the zoo, I see that we cougars can purr (no surprise) and I’d be more inclined (if and when I decide to ingest – after the LEGAL approval of an eye doctor other than just the one hired by America’s Best) to try some special cookies (baked by myself). As to going anywhere, I will only go to my new lover’s house tomorrow which we agreed because we were here last week.

It’s been dark a few hours and there is rain predicted tomorrow, but right now I see 78F as my current 8PM temp- good night all!

A to Z navigation sucks.I’m going to say good night now, and hope that GoComics has it fixed by the morning.

Thank you ESSEX. I think Whimsical Wednesday is before my time. I notice you referred to STEL as a HE, lol. Avatars certainly can be confusing. Of course, I am just a cat, so who am I to know?

ESSEX, is that your house, or NIGHTHAWK’s? Such a nice fixer upper.

Good night BALLARDEERS. Sleep well.

Silly me! :-D

Fluffy is not happy that Gene is encroaching on his turf.

Small Problems.

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Good morning Balladeers and Tigressy!