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As a bartender, I learned a lot about people. A single girl will have 1 no more than 2 fobs. A man should have none, but today it’s changed, maybe a couple. Married Women will have a Minimum of 1 fob per child, maybe plus 1per pet.
The reason she needs a big key chain is so she can justify carrying a big purse! You ever notice the young ladies carry little bitty purses, but as they get toward middle age…well you could hide almost anything in the size purse they carry.
LeoAutodidact about 11 years ago
Ah, yes, Single Key with Ten pounds of Fobs. Usable as an offensive weapon or alternative exercise equipment!
kittylover2 about 11 years ago
This really is hard on the ignition switch. Don’t do this unless you have no problem with replacing the switch every few years.
davbart92663 about 11 years ago
As a bartender, I learned a lot about people. A single girl will have 1 no more than 2 fobs. A man should have none, but today it’s changed, maybe a couple. Married Women will have a Minimum of 1 fob per child, maybe plus 1per pet.
Kevindrabble about 11 years ago
The reason she needs a big key chain is so she can justify carrying a big purse! You ever notice the young ladies carry little bitty purses, but as they get toward middle age…well you could hide almost anything in the size purse they carry.
Mumblix Premium Member about 11 years ago
I hope she doesn’t drive one of those GM cars that were recalled.
Dr_Fogg about 11 years ago
My Mother had one that would have rivaled that!