Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 15, 2014

What you really want Danae, is a “Crocodile”. Check your local surplus store.

C’mon, Danae – just check E-Bay.

I’m surprised Lucy doesn’t hang out reading books with Kate more…..Of course that wouldn’t be funny at all, would it?….It’d just be sweet……

How about a couple of hundred acetylene torches?

…and they probably wouldn’t let you keep it anyway.Tho’ nightshade may be right about e-barf.

How about an A-bomb?

A few weeks ago the comic strip, “Crankshaft” ran a similar theme in the Sunday Detroit Free Press. Coincidence, I guess.

What are Danae and Calvin’s fixation with flame throwers?!

Now kiddo, wouldn’t the Sun; that solar entity relatively nearby work just as well? Yes, it may take a week or month or so, but it uses a more efficient power source, hydrogen.

Instead of a flamethrower, just buy a ticket for somewhere south.

Hey babe you are just going to learn to live with this.I dread ice more. More snow in forecast on Monday.Maybe another snow day.

Unfortunately, no, and I read a lot of his books years ago

Only available with the Optimus-Prime account.

Will Danae make lots of new friends in the NSA now?

@husky51 if you googled that, the NSA now PWNs you.

Yes, there is..But it’s rather brief, and likely to be followed by a more lengthy nuclear winter.

Crankshaft bought a flamethrower recently for clearing the sidewalk, maybe she could borrow it….with a “small” damage deposit to her Dad……$70 K , in case she torches the house….she could have a lot of fun!

Styrofoam, gasoline, and CO2?

This would be funnier if it weren’t 50 degrees outside right now.

All a flame thrower will do is melt the snow. Doesn’t change the weather. Can’t tell Danae that. Too logical. Probably think a booger brained boy thought it up just to annoy her.