THE GYNECOLOGIST WHO BECAME A MECHANICA gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes,attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks,and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, “I don’t want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade?” The instructor said, “During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark.” After a pause, the instructor added, “I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler, which I’ve never seen done in my entire career”.
“There’s too much confusion…”.The traditional hour for the changeover is 2am. so the clubs will close an hour earlier (in theory). I note that Andy doesn’t belong to an after hours club. There used to be a Polish club in this city which did not have an enforced closing time. Members and guests only…….. great times!
Templo S.U.D. over 10 years ago
Not just close the widow, Jack, but latch and bar it.
Sidrat over 10 years ago
Jack’s what?
CogentModality over 10 years ago
What’s that mug’s handle?
Albany58 over 10 years ago
Does this lad have a drinks problem?
Sandfan over 10 years ago
There’s more than one way to sneak back in, and Andy knows them all…
Sandfan over 10 years ago
THE GYNECOLOGIST WHO BECAME A MECHANICA gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes,attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks,and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, “I don’t want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade?” The instructor said, “During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark.” After a pause, the instructor added, “I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler, which I’ve never seen done in my entire career”.
Number Three over 10 years ago
Just clear off, Andy.
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slhansen07 over 10 years ago
A lot of space to non-Andy comments, Love that old Andy with the dog!
Chris Sherlock over 10 years ago
Definitely Smythe-esque today. It should always be so!
pcolli over 10 years ago
The UK changes time on the 30th.
pcolli over 10 years ago
“There’s too much confusion…”.The traditional hour for the changeover is 2am. so the clubs will close an hour earlier (in theory). I note that Andy doesn’t belong to an after hours club. There used to be a Polish club in this city which did not have an enforced closing time. Members and guests only…….. great times!