Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for March 30, 2014
March 29, 2014
March 31, 2014
Transcript:
Bucky: Want me to do your future? Satchel: You mean ...become me? Bucky: No, tell it. Astral Bob gave me some tarot cards and made me an apprentice psychic. Satchel: You have to apprentice to be wrong at something? Bucky: You want it or not? Satchel: Wait, if you didn't practice, could you screw up and get my future right? If you're an apprentice psychic, can I be a trainee toe stubbed? I never get that right! I mean, I was fine until I got rid of Ph.D. in a rake-upside-the-head, and now I have a constant headache! Bucky: Your lack of serious is making a mockery of the science of printed cardboard knowing your future! Satchel: Ok, ok, jeez! For someone who's supposed to know the future, you're quite impatient. Bucky: Now... huh? Tuna? Aw, I left the magical cards of all-seeing at the save-o-rama.
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hometownk Premium Member almost 11 years ago
So, how come the seers don’t ever win the lottery?
Varnes almost 11 years ago
Satchel cynical and sarcastic? Wow……..Panel 5 is priceless….
crobinson019 almost 11 years ago
Guess Bucky Didn’t see that one coming….
Apprentice Psychic? And in reference to panel three, Yes Satch, meteorologists have to go to school and appentice in order to get the weather wrong.
ericbutts74 almost 11 years ago
Maybe Bucky could See better if his eyes weren’t crossed?
Calvins Brother almost 11 years ago
I got my PhD. in Falling -off -ladders. Now I can’t go near one without getting the shakes.
hometownk Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Today the comments are better than the strip. Which is saying something because usually Darby is a genius.
Kind&Kinder almost 11 years ago
@Rick
That’s a genius comment. Congrats!
Hunter7 almost 11 years ago
… the drawing is spot on…. Bucky’s lone stance in the 5th panel is indeed perfect and priceless!.practice seering… Bucky doesn’t need no tarot cards! Just give him a divining stone tied to a string. A long string…. let it just swing…. from the door knob…..
Kind&Kinder almost 11 years ago
Darby is remarkable; this strip manages to mock not only psychics but any study that depends upon human or natural phenomena for predictive purposes. ESP exists, but it’s generally ungovernable, just like the weather. The universe just carries on without much regard for our wishes.
kathyabk almost 11 years ago
ROTFL, just when I think this comic strip can’t get any funnier, it does!!!!
juicebruce almost 11 years ago
HuuuMMM, Doctors and Lawyers also work in a practice…..Sort of like driving on a parkway and parking on a driveway………..
lynnskay almost 11 years ago
A funny strip, excellent comments, good day. :-)