F Minus by Tony Carrillo for April 13, 2014

So where does it show “You Are Here”?

All you need now is a long stick and the Headpiece of the Staff of Ra.

The interactive map that shows that you were here, then there, now you’re here and if you’ve got any sense, you’ll buy more stuff in that shop over there.

Still about as useless as regular mall maps :D

another triumph of logic over common sense