Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for March 09, 2014

Here’s a middle finger for ya, Birdbrain!

Are you sure it’s a thumb?

You’ll find a finger on Reality Check™ today . . . ☻

Need a hand serving that coffee?

A young gourmet dining at Crewe

Found a rather large mouse in his stew.

Said the waiter, "Don’t shout

And wave it about,

Or the rest will be wanting one, too."