Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for April 02, 2014

I guess that the old saw is true.

In this case, I think “grate” is mis-spelt . . . ☻

A scientist succeeds in making a clone of himself, and takes it on a lecture tour to describe the process. Unfotunately, all the clone does is sit in the front row of every lecture, and yell obscenities at the scientist, who gets more and more irate with every lecture. Finally, during a campus tour prior to another lecture, he and the clone are on a high balcony and the scientist takes the opportunity to push the clone off. Less than an hour later, the scientist is arrested for making an obscene clone fall…

“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, my name is Dr. Mel. I’d like to start off with a little jocularity. It seems Mick Jagger forgot to pick up Kate Moss for an appointment: A Rolling Stone gathers no Moss, ha, ha, ahem, yes. First, we’ll test ‘In space no-one can hear you scream’. My assistants, Winky and Killbot will demonstrate.”“Aaahhh, my spleen!”“Proverb busted. Next, ‘A woman will have the last word’. Pam and Cliff, if you please.”“Aaahhh, my spleen!”“Proverb busted.”

New season starts soon!

holy patent infringement Batman, who really invented that?

Grate – as in abrasive personalities . . . ☻

Excellent. Go for it

In Red Dwarf, Arnold Rimmer created a clone of himself — and it didn’t take long for them to be at each other’s throat.After the screamfest: RIMMER: Lister – I don’t think I can hide it any longer. My double and I have had a bit of a tiff. But one thing’s certain: IT WAS HIS FAULT!!…Moral: You can never get along with yourself once you get to know him.

“Fools seldom differ” Little-known second line.