The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for April 09, 2014

Sounds like someone is having fun at Burl’s expense! Way to go..Pork Rinds and Ho-Ho’s for dinner…..Again?

Burl’s generally an idiot, but this smacks to me more of attention-seeking than being too stupid to realise he doesn’t need a doctor to remove the bloody thing. Gotta draw attention to the fact that the poor baby had SURGERY. SURGERY!!! I had SURGERY!!! What a derp.

What did he have surgery for? Did a HoHo get stuck in his HoHo?

Purple Sky… I dunno….I mean, yeah, it makes a lot of sense that Burl would wear his badge of honor….or more like his sympathy ticket…till it rots off his wrist.

The conflict in my mind, however, is that it’s so gosh-darn difficult to overestimate his stupidity.

Just when you think he can’t be too stupid for something, he turns right around and shows that he can!

So let’s go into their bedroom…I know it’s scary….but we have to check the pillows and the mattress. If the “Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law” tags are still attached….. and they probably will be…. we’ll threaten to cut one off.

If he panics, yells, or blubbers in fear, he probably also believes he has to wait for the doctor to remove his wristband.

I bet he doesn’t pull that tag off the mattress either.

It’s been 12 weeks and he hasn’t gone in for a post-op followup??

What surprises me is that no one else has wondered/commented about the bubble above Jerry – Something he said or thought? A saying hung on the wall?just wondering . . .

Verl is first noticing it now..?

That brain-cell implant still hasn’t taken….

Now here would be a perfect place for the antimacassar with the ‘What Smells?’ on it.