The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for March 27, 2014
March 26, 2014
March 28, 2014
Transcript:
Gladys: I used to be in good shape, but no matter what diet I try, I can't get down to my original weight. Brutus: What was your original weight, Gladys? Ramona: Seven pounds, five ounces.
ladykat over 10 years ago
The only way for me to get anywhere near my birth weight is to be cremated.
ChessPirate over 10 years ago
Of course, even more original would be 0 pounds, 0 ounces.