Rubes by Leigh Rubin for March 27, 2014

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    thezar  over 10 years ago

    Somehow it looks to me like he got it backwards???

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    chromosome Premium Member over 10 years ago

    That snake should avoid hunting in ticklegrass.

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    xpurplezebra  over 10 years ago

    Boys and girls take warning, if you go near the lakeKeep your eyes wide open, and look for Sneaky SnakeNow maybe you won’t see him, maybe you won’t hearBut he’ll sneak up behind you, and drink all your root beer

    And then Sneaky Snake goes dancin’, wigglin’ and a-hissin’Sneaky Snake goes dancin’, gigglin’ and a-kissin’I don’t like old Sneaky Snake; he laughs too much you seeWhen he goes wigglin’ through the grass, it tickles his underneath

    Well, Sneaky Snake drinks root beer, and he just makes me sickWhen he is not dancin’, he looks just like a stickNow, he doesn’t have any arms or legs, you cannot see his earsAnd while we are not lookin’, he’s stealin’ all of our beer

    And then Sneaky Snake goes dancin’, wigglin’ and a-hissin’Sneaky Snake goes dancin’, gigglin’ and a-kissin’I don’t like old Sneaky Snake; he laughs too much you seeWhen he goes wigglin’ through the grass, it tickles his underneath

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