Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for March 21, 2014

As to see his I.D.

There’s an endorsement from Adam and Eve on the label.

The Mrs. done it

Look, you don’t have to be so venomous!

“I am a pool-shootin’ boy, my name is Willie McCoybut back home, they call me Slim.”—Jim Croce

You’ll lube it at first bite.

The tie was on the shirt, and he just slipped into it, DOC.