Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for April 03, 2014

Must be a new loan officer, the older ones are hiding in the men’s room.

How about “Equine Interface Statistical Probabilities”?

A very well trained dog…

I wonder the odds of never failing to select the horse that comes in last?

Andy’s picks of horses should be studying “future glue” or “future dogfood.” What about studying pigeons? (When Andy sells one of his favorites, he gets all choked up. Flo: “I know, it brings a lump to yer wallet!”)

Never mind, Andy!

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Gweedo – A gen’rous goodwill offerin’ are required ! – Murray said, about 16 hours agoMeanwhile I’m jus’ lil’ ol’ me. -I used to get Breyers strawberry ice cream. Theirs doesn’t have all the fillers and extenders the others have. It can tend to have a ‘thin’ feel in the mouth because of that. The strawberries are actual chunks. The very last dairy ice cream I ate was gelato. It was very dense; no air pumped in.-I didn’t see “anyone” today. I think I heard a pig noise this morning. Nothing for the rest of the day whenever I was out. -As long as they don’t think your hand is food, yer okay ! Sounds like you might live in a semi rural area.-Cloudy and not so warm. One of the new windows is broken on one side. Joe will be taking it back and ordering another. We held them up to where they will go aaand looks like they will fit. Heather’s running like a hatter ! She has a bunch of papers to catch up on and her work situation to get going again. She was in storage while running here and there for some months, mostly on family business. -She has two large area rugs that she has to pull out to get cleaned and then will put them on the floor in a couple of rooms upstairs. Joe sold the trailer he has been repairing for the last couple months or so. A friend bought it. Didn’t even list it. -It could be a ticklish Thursday. Holding my brea…..The someone who is always on the other side of the glass… Ride Sally Ride !!!__________________________________________________Well us Cappers like the lil’ ol’ you.-I like strawberry ice cream also. I like most flavours but I think vanilla and chocolate are the top two.-Merlin had my finger yesterday, I got it out just before he bit down. My Mum advised me to move my fingers back and just show the palm of my hand, I did do that yesterday but I must not have moved them back far enough. My Mum knows this stuff because she grew up with horses and had her own horse named Molly.-I managed to feed all 3 of the horses today. Merlin & Sebastian were busy eating the hay and the girl horse was nearer the railings so I fed her first. Then I picked up some grass, held out my hand through the railings and then Merlin & Sebastian came “clip-clopping” over to me. I had no polo mints with me this time.-Sorry to hear about the broken window. Did Joe get a refund?-Awwwww! What a sweet picture of the little pig dressed as a cowboy. Or rather a “pigboy”-I hope you have a wonderful Thursday.

I love Oasis. They’re my favourite rock band. I have their album “Time Flies” which I got a few years ago.These songs are brilliant:

He keeps trying!!

Does Andy want to become a HippologIst?

So you keep saying.

I’ll see your >booger< and raise you two >booger<s.

???

Get Fuzzy has had a running gag for a few days now where Bucky is trying to freak out Satchel by saying booger. Some commenters are complaining about it. Personally, I think it’s hilarious.

Slow day today.