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Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for April 11, 2014
April 10, 2014
April 12, 2014
Transcript:
Boy: Dad, here's the question: "If Sam ran a mile in 21 minutes, 26 seconds, and Carrie ran it in 4 minutes, 35 seconds, what's the difference?" Man: The difference is Carrie is wheezing and sweating like a pig, and Sam is not.
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Ron-Ar almost 11 years ago
The women’s high school record for the mile is 4:24.11, set by Mary Cain on January 24, 2014. Sounds like Carrie is an exceptional runner. Sam probably stopped by Dunkin Donuts along the way. My best time is 5:21 when I was a young lad of 52.
Toonerific almost 11 years ago
Sam wasn’t being chased, Carrie was.
dennisodoyle almost 11 years ago
Sam was probably chaste, as well.
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member almost 11 years ago
It’s more like Sam walked a mile.
Marathon Zack almost 9 years ago
Carrie has a career ahead of her. Sam wasn’t even running.