Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for April 12, 2014

And just why would I want two of “the last one you’ll ever need” (just pay additional shipping and handling) when I didn’t want the first one to begin with? If it’s such a great deal, why isn’t it available in stores?

I want that. What’s the number?

I’m holding out for the gasoline-powered turtleneck sweaters

IF you want to peel a turnip.

Best way to peel a turnip (probably what others call rutabaga) is to put it on a place, microwave for 60 seconds and cool until you can handle it. Peel comes off much easier.

Always wanted one!!

My wife is a real sucker for “As seen on TV”

Turnips and rutabagas are two different vegetables. Very similar, but not the same.

“They slice! They dice! They even make chop suey!”And remember when the “Turnip Twaddler” was Opus’ Achilles Heel for this kind of thing?

The shipping and handling cost more than the product. You can find it at Bed Bath and Beyond.

Don’t do it Ziggy.

If you can wait, the items usually show up at Wal Mart and/or Walgreens. This is good cause you don’t pay shipping. Some of the items actually work. :-)

“Just pay separate shipping and handling”