Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 14, 2014

I guess it’s too late to take a pole….

Geeze, Bruno, right out the gate…Your good…

I heard one of those things fell over…I’m thinking about writing a column about righting the column…..

Hate to be eaves-dropping… but yeah… Lucius sounds almost a lintel bit un-hinged.

He likes to pylon the criticisms in front of his piers…Does he a spire to be remembered for that?

Well, lattice not forget, he doesn’t know that panels of experts will later call those columns the keystone of Greco-Roman stile.

Shouldn’t that be “a lintel bit un-henged”?

SNERK!

I have a capital idea, let’s give Lucius the shaft.

Seriously?

One type must be groovier than the other.

Corinthian: too leathery.

Softwell…. I suppose he could be un-henged as well…. I’ll make an internal moat of that.

Bruno…. thanks…. I think…well, I don’t think much…that’s the key…. some sort of short-circuit in my wiring…. sigh….