Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for April 24, 2014

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Enjoy this Classic Tom the Dancing Bug Vintage 2005 Every Thursday Panels from the annals of the Tom the Dancing Bug archive Check back every Friday for a fresh, brand new Tom the Dancing Bug! Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Americans have marveled at the natural wonders depicted in the movie MARCH OF THE PENGUINS Conservatives have delighted in the tale of these creatures, who are not only monogamous, but they also cherish and protect the eggs containing their unborn offspring. What other nature documentaries confirm the rightness of Conservative, Republican values? LIBERATION OF THE BABOONS Two troops of hamadryas baboons wage a vicious fight over resource-rich savannah territory. This inspiring film shows us that pointless wars of aggression are perfectly normal. MUNCH OF THE OWLS Watch in awe as younger, weaker owlets are eaten in their nest by their stronger siblings. The lesson revealed? Shifting the tax burden from the rich to the poor is a beautiful part of the natural order. HATCH OF THE WASPS A caterpillar is immobilized by the sting of a wasp, which deposits her eggs inside its body. The wasp larvae are born inside the caterpillar and then eat their way out of its still-alive body. So isn't the Republican Party's current swirl of parasitic corruption simply a part of Nature's Great Plan? PARADE OF THE PENGUINS This film is about the actual, observed behavior of penguins forming homosexual pair bonds and raising babies... ...clearly demonstrating that nature is a disgusting cesspool of base depravity, which humans must, of course, rise above.