New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for March 30, 2014

That’s because you live in England!Go to an Indian place or come to New York.

Try Hunan Tasty.

Considering the vastness of the universe, the mathematical possibility of finding ANY Chinese restaurant approaches zero. So, be happy with what you get.

@Sherlock WatsonYou live in Va.?

Is the strip implying that all the decent Chinese restaurants are in the Large Magellanic Cloud?

Have you tried….China?

Piment Rouge in Montreal (if it’s still open)

replace “Chinese” with “Mexican” and I’d concur

There’s always Chinatown in Central London.

There’s one on the moon, but it doesn’t have any atmosphere.