Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 11, 2014

Yikes

Put him together- heck the King and King’s horse apparently helped. What a scrambled mess the police with have with this case to crack.

Humpty gave it his all!

A Mother Goose cocktail..1 shot Raspberry Vodka2 shots Midori1 shot Sweet & SourDash Blue Curacao

You’ll have a Happy Mother’s Day!

Humpty Dumpty may have had a great fall…but his summer doesn’t seem to be shaping up too well.

The eggs are lumpty.

Somehow giving a goose scrambled eggs (regardless of where they come from) seems Soooooo wrong.

better than fois gras

She’s getting goose bumps.

Before I saw humpty in the background, I thought it was Four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie.

The ‘Death Panel’ of the Affordable Care Act.

Oh my goodness! They cooked the goose a bit early….