Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for April 24, 2014

Poncho, you stupid dog, you forgot to delete your browse history! (He should’ve searched for hairless cat breeds like Sphinx, Bambino, Peterbald, Donskoy, Lykoi and Ukrainian Levkoy like I did on Wikipedia.)

Too late….

Er, Poncho….. it’s not the hair of the cat that makes you smell like one of them; it’s the pheremones etc.

“Have you met my new cat….. it’s a Brazilian.

LOL @ RWJAMES!!

Nice pic, 2old. Unfortunately, that IS the way a shaved pussy looks. And shaving a pussy is never easy. Believe you me, I KNOW.

I really do. I used to groom them and they’re MUCH harder to deal with than dogs. You see that look on the cat’s face? You know what it’s SAYING? It’s saying, “Yeah, I know how stupid I look, but I got my revenge. I bit the living @#$% out of the stupid human who shaved me.”

If Poncho shaves any of the cats I’d like to see Carmen take her revenge and shave him.

@StelBel: Hadn’t seen your posts Tuesday.Sorry to read about your fall. If you’re too young for Medicare, I hope you have insurance, and feel better today than yesterday, but worse than tomorrow.Regarding the hairless picture I posted yesterday: Cats are by nature nocturnal predators (very good night vision, like to sleep during the day); that’s how they survived long before being domesticated.They use their muzzle whiskers (still on the shaved cat image posted by @2old, … above) to feel if the opening they’re about to go through is wide enough. If your cat’s un-trimmed (if you trim them, you’re not doing it any favors) whiskers aren’t at least the width of its body head-on, it’s too fat; maybe is, even if they are (maybe can adjust their length for that).MN is a cold climate, still at least a few months during the year; so, I have never actually seen a hairless, just pictures of them. The ones I’ve seen always show a cat with no whiskers, or just a little stubble. For that reason, to me they’re a breeding experiment gone awry — would have great difficulty surviving in the wild; it’s an act of cruelty to continue the breeds.But as I said above, I hope you’re feeling better.

now i understand yesterday punchline!

My two boys are indoor, outdoor, but they definitely sleep in the house, usually with me, at night. Too many coyotes out at night.

My Toshie was my “companion of the night”. sigh

Would anybody cat really play with this?.http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/Invention_lets_you_play_with_your_cat_remotely

There’s more than one way to shave a cat! <BU-DUM PSHHH!>

Why did chazz search stuff in Minecraft enchantment table?