Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for April 16, 2014

As my Irish Grand-Dad told me “Laddie, when you staart thinkin’ serious about a Lass, take a good long look at ‘er Muther, ’cause in twenny years or so, THAT’s what you’ll be wakin’ up with!”

Sage words that saved me GREAT Heartache and disappointment! Thanks Grandpap!

Cheeky git!

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Gweedo – “I think we’re going t’ hafta shoot !” – Murray said, about 12 hours agoWeren’t worried about breaking the bag and falling out early, were you ? -Those brands are here. I use Tom’s of Maine paste. -I caught the flick. Have had many of those “meals for one”, though not in such posh digs. -I think the book said why even though I can’t recall, other than that Mr. Waters was a very angry man at the time. I fudged my way through keyboards in making my home recordings. -Wiley was not at that stable. I’m reasonably sure his people take him to the place up the road from their house. It has a big field. The stable is one of two places that belong to the fella we get our compost from.There’s been snow and cold here and I think it’s clearing now. Got up to paint some more since Saturday. -I met a new neighbor today, and his “handler”. Walking out to the road for a walk I saw a brown Pit Bull looking dog on the other side of the log fence. The man had already started back toward the house. I called at the pup; he looked up and shortly after came bounding over. I didn’t know if he wanted to ‘eat’ me or friend me. He was very excited !The man came over. Dog’s name is Oscar, danged if I can remember the man’s name. -A warm and wet Wednesday to you !Your boyfriend/girlfriend time is important, if that’s what kept you away.__________________________________________________I did come earlier than my due date but not early as in premature.-The toothpaste image I inserted in my post to Pcolli was the wrong one. The one I’m using just says ‘Mint’ in the lower right hand corner. The one in the image says ‘Clean Mint’ The design is still the same though.-I bet Wiley gets awful lonely on his own. You said that he’s the only horse there. I would go to see him if I didn’t live thousands of miles away.-I’ve never ridden a real horse before but I’d love to. I miss riding my virtual horse, Trigger but he’s still poorly with a hurt leg.-Aren’t Pit Bulls dangerous dogs? Well I guess it really depends on how the owner brings them up. I know I would still be scared of it. Dogs are my favourite animals but I’m frightened of them sometimes. I’m such an idiot. LOL -Glad Oscar took a shine to you though. Don’t let ‘Puppy Dog’ see or she’ll get jealous!-I’m afraid you’re wrong there. Those reasons were not why I wasn’t commenting. Some things are best kept secret.

Andy really loves his in-laws.A rare gem by MG&G

I would like to own a Japanese Tozer…. but these have been so inbred that they are unreliable. I would still like to own one but they are banned un the UK.

Hello everybody I am just dropping in to let you know I’m alive and well. I do peek in now and then to be sure you are behaving yourselves. Before I leave, I would like to inform a certain party that THIS is the one that never gets old:All for now. See you later.

bev, COLGATE TOOTH POWDER? OMG, I AM OLD, AREN’T I?? THANKS FOR THAT BLAST FROM THE PAST, GIRL! NOT! I DON’T FEEL OLD, BUT I GUESS I AM!

YOUTH IS INDEED WASTED ON THE YOUNG! Being 60 I now understand what that saying means! :-D