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I once worked with a guy who bicycled to work on occasion. One day, he got rained on and he dried his socks in the lunchroom microwave. He got a talking-to from HR.
Another time, he put his paper lunchbag in the microwave. It had a metal twist tie, which set the bag on fire. This guy was an aerospace design engineer. He gives the rest of us a bad name.
The way microwaves work is by adding energy to polarized molecules. Adding energy makes molecules move or jiggle faster. The more energy something has, the hotter it is by definition. Anywho, unless RJ is moistening his underpants prior to microwaving, they ain’t getting toasty. They should just cause the microwave to arc (releasing the pent up energy by generating plasma in the air molecules). Or in other words, don’t try this at home kids.
RuinQueenofOblivion almost 11 years ago
Ding, ding, ding! We have a trope!
Anyone who doesn’t know which one, it would be “Bread, Eggs, Breaded Eggs.”
Anyone who has no idea what I’m talking about, look it up on TV Tropes.
Why do I even know these things?
vwdualnomand almost 11 years ago
some people use their oven to dry their socks in less than 5 minutes.
ickymudd almost 11 years ago
and those that forget,get toasted socks.well done, crispy,brown,charcoal socks. :) heh,heh.
Black4dder almost 11 years ago
I once worked with a guy who bicycled to work on occasion. One day, he got rained on and he dried his socks in the lunchroom microwave. He got a talking-to from HR.
Another time, he put his paper lunchbag in the microwave. It had a metal twist tie, which set the bag on fire. This guy was an aerospace design engineer. He gives the rest of us a bad name.
RuinQueenofOblivion almost 11 years ago
Hey, someone else might have if I didn’t.
MsMistoffeles14 almost 11 years ago
I think the cartoonists may have got the idea for this strip from the “Bean” movie. Though that was a regular oven, not a microwave one.
Boots at the Boar Premium Member almost 11 years ago
The way microwaves work is by adding energy to polarized molecules. Adding energy makes molecules move or jiggle faster. The more energy something has, the hotter it is by definition. Anywho, unless RJ is moistening his underpants prior to microwaving, they ain’t getting toasty. They should just cause the microwave to arc (releasing the pent up energy by generating plasma in the air molecules). Or in other words, don’t try this at home kids.