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Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for April 24, 2014
April 23, 2014
April 25, 2014
Transcript:
Man: Look! I found my old band uniform. Woman: Oh, good. Nothing starts my motor like a middle-aged tuba player in a too small uniform and a hat with a plume.
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Pharmakeus Ubik almost 11 years ago
She has some pretty unique kinks. I wonder why the band uniform doesn’t come out more often.
J Short almost 11 years ago
You can leave your hat on.
grossvatter almost 11 years ago
I detect a possible miss in the motor. I think 3 cylinders are not firing. That’s bad because you got a 4 cyl motor!!!!!
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Not so fast there, lady. Remember. Tuba players have really big instruments and good breath control.
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Not so fast there, lady. Remember. Tuba players have really big instruments and good breath control.
K M almost 11 years ago
He’s lucky. When I played tuba — sousaphone, to be precise — in the HS marching band, we didn’t get to wear covers at all. We were uncovered when the band wore military hats when I first joined; when we went to the 12" tall busby hats in my senior year, we certainly didn’t get hats then. Someone once suggested that we be given berets to wear just so we had something on our heads like the rest of the band; that never went over, either.
Ervin Johnson almost 11 years ago
It’s called foreplay – just run with it!