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Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 23, 2014
April 22, 2014
April 24, 2014
Transcript:
Horse: Hurfff? Rip Haywire: It sounds like R.J. is getting talked into a fight by a crazy girl. Where does he get it from? Horse: Huffity-huff? Rip Haywire: I can't do anything about it... except the odds if need be. I'm here for the girls' locket, Oaktree McGee. Fork it over! Man: You wants it, you gots to fight all of us, Runt! Horse: Hurf! Hurf! Hurf! Hurf! Rip Haywire: I said even the odds! Five against a Haywire is still even.
Chithing almost 11 years ago
I think that horse was a bicycle in a previous life. Heās awfully Huffy.
Dkram almost 11 years ago
But heās a rookey Haywire..\\//_
johnrussco almost 11 years ago
Wow thats one big kid
spyguy almost 11 years ago
ā¦but he schooled from the bestā¦.
ColonelClaus almost 11 years ago
Well, If Rip joins in the five will be at a severe disadvantage.
Bandera_Ken almost 11 years ago
Hurf!
Dragoncat almost 11 years ago
Whereās TNT? Remember the last time someone laid a hand on his ālittle dudeā?
Dragoncat almost 11 years ago
Heās an ADOPTED rookie Haywire.ā¦Call me crazy, but I think that might be important information.
LordDogmore almost 11 years ago
Okay, so the banjo pickers name is āOak TreeāTake a 2Ć4 to his head and then extend an invitation for the others to either depart or receive the same.p.s. The odds are 5 to 1, a Colt 1911 .45 holds 7 in the magazine and 1 in the chamber, my math class says thatās 8.But then again I tend to think in āReal Worldā terms.
LordDogmore almost 11 years ago
Or since the other guy is named āOak Treeā maybe RJ could just go all 80ās horror movie and come at him with a chain saw.