Freshly Squeezed by Ed Stein for May 25, 2014

What’s that noise? Sounds like a helicopter warming up.

That woman has NO sense of humor, or fun, or whatever it isthat makes life good. Her sense of taste in food is the pits too.Frankly, I don’t get what her husband sees in her!She always annoys me and I believe the only reason I read thiscomic is to learn an object lesson in how NOT to behave!

Rant over.Out.

Sounds like my mom. Only thing she needs to do is go in his room while he’s away and throw out all his comic books and stuff she has decided he shouldn’t enjoy any more because he is too old.

Nate’s idea of summer sounds perfect! If he’s lucky all the camps and classes will be filled.

Whatever you say Lizzie.

This is thoroughly insulting. Let the kid have his summer break. What did Liz do for summer break when she was in school?

I’ve said it before – Liz is sick and needs professional help.

Guess Liz just doesn’t remember what it was like being a kid.