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The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for April 25, 2014
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Transcript:
Television: The outlook for next week is iffy. Temperatures may vary. Clear skies could be a possibility, but there's always a chance for rain... Television: But stay tuned, because we will revise everything tomorrow! Brutus: Why do I bother watching extended forecasts?
Bargrove almost 11 years ago
Because of the cute weather girl.
ChessPirate almost 11 years ago
I remember for a period of several years back in the 80s, our local weather report would give a precipitation probability percent every day. I swear (and I was keeping track) that every time it said 0%, it rained.
angelfiredragon almost 11 years ago
Reminds me of horoscopes, vague enough to get parts right but not accurate enough to be exact.
boldyuma almost 11 years ago
“And a strong front is moving in from the south-southwest with rain, and radar has picked up a line of ICBM’s moving in from the north,so, I wouldn’t sweat the showers.” - George Carlin
K M almost 11 years ago
One of the local TV prevaricators prognosticators says you can take today’s forecast to the bank; tomorrow’s has about an 80% chance of being right; two days out it’s 50%; anything beyond that is show business.