FoxTrot by Bill Amend for May 18, 2014

I had always never understood the “Keep Calm” memes. (Jason’s not only wasting ink, but also paper and trees… oh, and electricity to power the computer and printer.)

If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, quit while you’re … ahead.

“If you can keep your head while all about you are loosing their’s, then you probably haven’t checked with your answering service.”

And Jason needs to relax. It’s good to have a wife that’s smarter than you are. And we all know that’s where it’ll end up.

If you can keep your head while all about you are losing theirs, you obviously don’t understand the situation.

templo SUD check out this link about Keep Calm http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keep_Calm_and_Carry_On

You are all very sharp today with he commnets, slept in the knife drawer?

The story of Keep Calm and Carry On…https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrHkKXFRbCI#t=169

Wasting trees? How exactly does one waste something that is farmed as a crop and harvested responsibly? You may also note the grow wild without any help from us.

If you can keep your head while all about you are losing theirs, you’re probably a zombie.

Never understood Jason here. What does he care that Eileen got an A++ and he got a measly A+ this time around?

Oh, Jason is freaking out all right.

If Jason was truly smart he would use Red paper with Black ink, instead of Red and Black ink.

If you can keep your head while all those around you are losing theirs, you obviously are holding the ax.

“If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, obviously you haven’t checked with your answering service.” Hawkeye Pierce

http://www.nationalchurchillmuseum.org/03-06-12-keep-calm-slogan-history.html

Mat the belated fourth be wit you

May the belated fourth be wit you

He should be using red paper, then he’d have a lot more ink!

I wanna know how much papers he used. With that much he might be planning to use he could wallpaper his room with it.

Jason didn’t study?