He has that look that he tried something really big, like hang gliding while shucking oysters and singing the French National Anthem….in German dressed as a Lithuanian bride. But he reached too far. This month has an R in it. Not a good time to do oysters. but he good at the little things as his wife reminds him of his husbandly duties.Like lawn care, trash, picking up his socks……what were you thinking of…???
Geeze, you go to the Ladies and fall asleep in there and miss all the fun and wake up this morning and come out and trip over Bev and fall down and I never got my Dak!
(Yesterday, I was standing in my front yard, inspecting a 12" diameter hole that mysteriously appeared. With no warning, the ground opened up and swallowed my left leg up to my thigh! Result: I sprained my notsogoodanyway right knee, right thumb and right shoulder!
Of course to “quote” Larry the Cable Guy…..you don’t want none of that….ate the crotch of her pants plum out.I know I apologize to all them short folk and all.
Vet…. naw…. we have room for all types here. But I warn you… it changes people.I used to be a Midwesterner, eons ago.
Stel! I hope you’re doing better.I TOLD you not to fall in holes.Doesn’t anyone ever listen to me???Bev…2Old…. I’ll make another big grinderful tonight.The little monkeys are on duty … that makes it harder for us to keep count….ooops…. maybe I shouldn’t have told you.
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member over 10 years ago
There’s an art to popping arm zits.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 10 years ago
Gene’s motto for life.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago
Bev! 2Old… are you still up?Would you like a banana daiquiri?I made a big grinderful but it’s kinda slow tonight…. so it’s on the house!
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago
Gene’s sitting there in shorts…. I hope Madeline is looking at his arm.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago
Um…. Bev….. one double, or two glasses?
Do you have. …. company?
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago
yoo hoo…. Bev?Focus.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago
Oh…. there you are…. sure…..how about a double with two plastic monkeys and two banana slices …. and two umbrellas?
Then you won’t need two glasses.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago
I don’t blame you for ordering two to get two monkeys. I love the monkeys.
When you have a bunch you can hook them together!
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago
Bev…. Looks like “How many did you have before I got here?” is the question!
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago
I know, Bev…. especially if you run out of fingers…
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago
But when your monkeys are sliding backwards….
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago
Gosh, Bev….. I’m good with numbers… but not with remembering….
Did you want another dak?Have you had one?
RogueSymmetry over 10 years ago
@Essex60
Email me about posting images using a Mac. RogueSymmetry at yahoo.com. I’ll get ya going!
RogueSymmetry over 10 years ago
@doh
About the Rogue Symmetry sticker for your scoot. Email me your address!
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago
Good night Bev!
Hey! Don’t forget your monkeys!
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago
Hi Derrick!
Essex can post images… he wants to find their URLS.
I had left him directions for three different browsers on a PC, cos he hadn’t said he was on a MAC…
So I was just about to tell him that AFAIK, you do it the same on a Mac.. but you use Control click instead of right-click.
In Safari I think it says “copy image address.”
Is that correct?I’ve done it, but it’s been a while.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago
And BTW, Ess…. you’re welcome….
Diat60 over 10 years ago
That is hilarious, Beviak!
Storm F-1/4 over 10 years ago
Gene tried the big things but it was too large an ordeal.
ChessPirate over 10 years ago
No Gene, this isn’t a dream.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 10 years ago
Does anyone know how to CITIZEN Grogs e-mail?He has not posted since the 19th.http://www.gocomics.com/profiles/279143
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 10 years ago
Vet Premium Member over 10 years ago
He has that look that he tried something really big, like hang gliding while shucking oysters and singing the French National Anthem….in German dressed as a Lithuanian bride. But he reached too far. This month has an R in it. Not a good time to do oysters. but he good at the little things as his wife reminds him of his husbandly duties.Like lawn care, trash, picking up his socks……what were you thinking of…???
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 10 years ago
Geeze, you go to the Ladies and fall asleep in there and miss all the fun and wake up this morning and come out and trip over Bev and fall down and I never got my Dak!
StelBel over 10 years ago
(Yesterday, I was standing in my front yard, inspecting a 12" diameter hole that mysteriously appeared. With no warning, the ground opened up and swallowed my left leg up to my thigh! Result: I sprained my notsogoodanyway right knee, right thumb and right shoulder!
StelBel over 10 years ago
It looks like Gene might be pouting. Jean always spoils Gene’s fun….
StelBel over 10 years ago
Thanks! I’ll be back later….the couch is beckoning now.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 10 years ago
@ StelI’ll bring the fluffly chair for you to rest your sprained self in. See you at 5:30
Vet Premium Member over 10 years ago
She is at the employment kiosk.But (hehe but) she is probably wearing a thong…..but I cant tell……my eyes are burning.
Vet Premium Member over 10 years ago
Of course to “quote” Larry the Cable Guy…..you don’t want none of that….ate the crotch of her pants plum out.I know I apologize to all them short folk and all.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago
Essex! You did it!And you’re welcome!Glad it worked.
Eww… if Veteran is right and that woman is applying for a job… maybe she hopes she’ll get in via the back door.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago
Vet…. naw…. we have room for all types here. But I warn you… it changes people.I used to be a Midwesterner, eons ago.
Stel! I hope you’re doing better.I TOLD you not to fall in holes.Doesn’t anyone ever listen to me???Bev…2Old…. I’ll make another big grinderful tonight.The little monkeys are on duty … that makes it harder for us to keep count….ooops…. maybe I shouldn’t have told you.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago
Good morning, x_Tech!
Rats! Now you know our secret…. but honestly… we need to escape now and then.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 10 years ago
What’s disturbing is that my (male) mind is wondering how far that rip runs…
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 10 years ago
And as for ladies night at the Tiki, I always did like a free range drunk.As long as it was a lady…
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 10 years ago
: (That terrible…
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML over 10 years ago
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Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 10 years ago
I would like to buy the sherif another banana daiquiri.
StelBel over 10 years ago
I love that cow “cowch”! And, it goes great with my new fluffy chair!
StelBel over 10 years ago
Good night, everybody! Thanks for all the get well wishes!
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 10 years ago
vldazzle over 10 years ago
I just got back from our square dance – they do that!
vldazzle over 10 years ago
I’m going to have a small one with more water on the side before I go up to bed.
Stel, I hoped you were kidding earlier ……………but at least that chair DOES look comfy. I use a faux fur throw on my favorite one in cold weather.
Tigressy 7 months ago
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Dry and Dusty Premium Member 7 months ago
Good Sunday morning Balladeers and Tigressy!
Dry and Dusty Premium Member 7 months ago
OH MY WORD! I just saw what I did! It is not SUNDAY, it is MONDAY!