Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for April 26, 2014

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Its taking a full minute to even come up! I’m sorta glad I’m not the only one!Today"s “joke” is so old….(how old is it)….all together now….

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    Perkycat  over 10 years ago

    That’s funny Eldo. And so true. Actually there are fruits and veg-e-ta-bles that have lots more potassium than bananas. No excuses for any of that. No excuses for shoddy work either.

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    goweeder  over 10 years ago

    And all of this because her Mum was late?

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    Godfreydaniel  over 10 years ago

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    Godfreydaniel  over 10 years ago

    Two more candidates for what Flo’s Mum looks like!

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    jppjr  over 10 years ago

    She would’ve had to go to the emergency entrance and ask for the estimate.

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    Number Three  over 10 years ago

    Andy is treading on thin ice.

    xxx

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    Number Three  over 10 years ago

    Gweedo – “That thing broke my leg !!” – Murray said, about 22 hours agoSounds like that house might have a fence. There is a house around the corner from me that has what looks like a Pit Bull and a Terrier in the yard. They run up to the fence when I walk by and bark their heads off. The bull sounds particularly vicious. Saw Puppy-dog earlier. she had a good size chunk of wood in her mouth and I had an almost foot long rawhide chew I found in this yard the other day. Dropped her wood and took the chew. She was conflicted; she wanted to stay with me and go off to be alone with the chew. I told her it was okay, I had stuff to do too. Got our horse compost a little while ago. -I wasn’t trying to be bad about preening; just thought it a good word. Haven’t seen the picture but have it written down. Old as it is, it’s likely floating around on the “Tube” somewhere. Only two actors !? Are the other players high school amateurs ! -I have an electric fan over here. “Electronic” puts me in mind of something that needs programming and then software updates every coupla months. Because, after all, with climate changes the fan will have to keep up. Those air movement patterns can be quite complex….. I am lead to understand. -Right now Greg [Evans → Luann] is in the process of moving the kids from their senior year and into new circumstances. Brad and Toni will be getting married while Lu Lu and friends will be going to higher learning stuff. Currently Lu, Quill, Gunther and Rosa are on their way to the Prom in a rented Limo and having a series of mishaps along the way. 242 Comments yesterday. -I wish you well at school and with your new ‘peeps’.Super Saturday for you !__________________________________________________Yes the houses have a wooden fence that is a few feet tall and all I could see was the dog’s head peering over barking at me. I couldn’t figure out where the barking was coming from at first.-I think my next door neighbours have a Pitbull. They call him Tyson and he loves my Mum. He tried to kiss her. LOL. I’ve never met him properly yet.-Do you put the horse compost on your garden plants? That’s probably a silly question. -I think ‘preening’ is a good word as well. -Yes there really are only two actors in the film. I’m not going to give the plot away but what I will say is that it’s an EXCELLENT film. You may or may not have a different opinion after watching it though.-My electronic fan has pink blades and buttons which are different shades of pink. It’s cute.-Thank you for the update on the Luann strip. I first started looking at it when Luann met Quill online and was talking to him via webcam and he sent her a necklace for Valentine’s Day but it came a day late.-Thank you very much!-Hope you have a Super Saturday as well. By the way, Trigger’s leg is almost better and should be back sometime next week.

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    Number Three  over 10 years ago

    You didn’t need to take it so personally.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 10 years ago

    …no…

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 10 years ago

    I’m not a “cat person”, but cats like me. When I’m someplace that a cat lives, it eventually ends up in my lap.Honestly,I don’t complain. Petting a willing cat is one of the best stress relief exercises available.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 10 years ago

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Howz that for random?

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    cartooneallmightyvsh  over 10 years ago

    mother??

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