Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 18, 2003

Transcript:

"I heard you quit your job at 'The New York Times.'" "Yeah...I wanted more exposure. So I got a job at one of the supermarket tabloids." "How is it going?" "Bad...They have all these standards...You have to get three sources to verify a story, and you can't make up ALL of your quotes, and blah blah blah blah..." "...I miss 'The Times.'"