Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 18, 2003

Transcript:

"Welcome, fellow zebras, to this year's 'Courage' awards...Up first, this year's prize for the zebra who best defended his fellow zebra during a lion attack." "The 2003 Courage Awards." "...And this year, the award goes to....No one...again..." "...No, Willy, you can't go home now."