Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 28, 2003

Transcript:

"Did you hear, I broke up with that gnu I was dating?" "Gee, Wanda Wildebeest, that's too bad...How you feeling?" "I'm okay, actually...I always thought I had to be in a relationship to be happy, but now I've got a new philosophy." "What's that?" "No gnu is good news."