Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 23, 2003

Transcript:

"Dear Ted Koppel, Everyone says you wear a wig. Not me. I think it's a small, furry rodent." "I say this with some confidence because one night when you were doing a story on tobacco farming, a small pinkish hand poked out of your hair and waved hell." "P.S. Please give my regards."