Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 31, 2003

Transcript:

"Okay, guys, time for our latte break." "Latte break? What is going on here?" "My army men LOVE lattes." "Enough! You have emasculated this entire army... if you keep it up, you'll spread this liberal hippie @#$* to all your toys." "Go on, Clem, the Native American is waiting." "I..I apologize for the western expansion."