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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 25, 2004
May 24, 2004
May 26, 2004
Transcript:
"You heard me right, Pastis. Until you start treating me like the comic superstar I am, I will continue to lock myself in these panels and utter punchlines form this 'Great Big Book O' Garfield.'" "You can't do that, Rat... You'll destroy 'Pearls.'" "Oh, I can't, huh? Watch me, then." "Listen, Rat... I know that you depend on this strip as much as I do. You?re not gonna risk destroying it, so your bluffing has no effect on me." "'I live for my lasagna.'" "Holy @#*! Alright! Alright! Let?s talk, man, let's talk!!"
slimbrownweed over 13 years ago
lol…l0l….LoL…LOLZ!!!
squiglyman over 9 years ago
lol
nmrn85343 almost 7 years ago
This isn’t “breaking the fourth wall,” this is shattering it!
PBS1! over 5 years ago
Have the locks gotten smaller since the previous strip? Perhaps Rat means to prevent safecracking.
Comicfan (I can't think of a better name) over 3 years ago
Now, it’s pizza