Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 17, 2004

Transcript:

"What were you doing kissing that... Bottle?!?" "Hey, you're no prize either, sweetie!" "I knew it. You're dating the syrup bottle, you sick freak!" "Okay, floozie, step outside!!" "Gladly you fat shrew." "You're sick, dude, sick!" "Please! Everyone! I can explain! Ms. Bootyworth-" "...That's Mrs. Bootyworth, pal." "Do I know you?" "No, but you're gonna." "Kick his @##, Mr. Bootyworth!!"