Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 18, 2004

Transcript:

"So Ms. Bootyworth turned out to be married?" "Well, sort of... She says they're separated... So we can still date." "But what about Pigita?" "I told her that I really care about Ms. Bootyworth and that I'm not going to stop seeing her... And you know, she actually seemed okay with it." "...More syrup on your pancakes?" "Oh, yes... Let's finish off the bottle."