Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 21, 2004

Transcript:

"Why aren't you at the pizza parlor?" "I closed it down...the "trade-in-your husband-for-a-pizza" promotion was way too popular." "But why'd you have to close it down?" "Because when it was open, they just wouldn't stop bringing in their husbands...I figured this was the one way to stop them." "Pizza" "Smack"